6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet !!!

Now, this is a very insightful break down of the different kinds of Nigerian women, I’d box them into regions for better comprehension.

Here they are-

(1) AMAKA (The basic Eastern girl)

Amaka is the type of girl who is ready to be whatever you want her to be, as long you have whatever she wants (cars, houses, containers, chieftaincy titles etc). Amaka is likely to be naturally light skinned, hairy and quite pretty, she loves shiny clothes and red lipstick. Amaka is also likely to have a little problem with pronouncing words that start with the letters R and L, she is homely and very peaceful (until you take her for granted). Her weaknesses are self-composure and esteem as she is easily intimidated by classier woman (hence making the very loud Amaka become an introvert) … But one good thing Amaka would leave you with is hunger for her meals.

(2) FUNKE (The Ijebu drama queen)

When Funke talks or whispers, you would think she’s quarreling with you. Her persona is quite funny. She’s likely to be dark skinned, busty and somehow pretty; she loves the night life and would stop at nothing to flaunt you before her competitors. She is likely to have more female friends, grouped into different names on her phone and diary (e,g Binta Secondary school girls, Great-Ife ladies, Bukki’s wedding bridal friends).

Funke is one that can never be intimidated (or hintimidated, as she is likely to pronounce it) because when English fails her in a brawl, there is always Yoruba as a backup; but one thing you won’t forget about Funke is her oily food. The oil in her meals is enough to ordain as many priests as they are in this lifetime …#okbye

(3) MEET AMINA (The silent killer)

Amina is the sweetest girl ever! She is decent and homely, well-groomed and has the most potential towards being a lasting spouse, but what Amina wants? Amina gets! Amina shouldn’t be toyed with because she is either a niece or daughter to one “baba”. She is more open to diabolic means, as it is within her reach. Amina is beautiful sha oh … especially when you take off that hijab and see what Allah gave her. One thing Amina makes you remember is her total submission and respect for you.

(4) EKAETE (The raw material)

Ekaete is just the most hilarious. From her intonation to her walking steps, you would never forget this one. Ekaete is also good in the kitchen, as your weight would never remain the same! Ekaete is raw and proud of it; but please don’t expose Ekaete too much, except you want to stop enjoying what she is known for *I no talk pass that one*.

(5) FEJIRO (The waffey mama)

Fejiro is comedy, because she is also a very self-confident person, whether na hand, mouth or bottle……she dey dia! Fejiro is likely to be a bad cook as everything she would cook must have little salt. Fejiro is the kind of woman that would come into your life and make others leave … she doesn’t share her man. One thing you will never forget about her is her ‘waffey’ semantics during a quarrel.

(6) PRINCESS (PH’s 1st daughter)

Princess could be originally named Omasiri-chi, Ebiere or Ibiso but she chooses to call herself Princess because of the need for a “Behind” English name, which is highly necessary for self-promotion. So Princess is your typical ghetto Harriet, she probably can drink more beers than you, and probably has more money sef. But, she’s with you because the need to have a “boyfriend” is crucial.

She is likely to wear a leg chain and have her eye-lash extensions in different colors. She is a trend follower and would stop at nothing to get the “latest” thing in town. She isn’t homely because she could be a mother of three (secretly), and one thing that shouldn’t shock you is when you find out is that she could be ‘doing’ girls by the side.

So gentlemen, here are the ladies and their “basic Eve-Nature”, however; education, exposure and social standing could erase or exempt these facts. Read more

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Ten (10) Type of women you should never propose in your life

Guys, this is exclusively for you. Have you ever wondered why the women you date always turn out to be annoying or weird in some way? Have you ever thought that perhaps you have been choosing the wrong type of women? Below is a list of ten different types of women you should avoid, according to an article I just came across. Read carefully and see if you can learn one or two things.

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1.The Chatterbox

This is the woman who never shuts up, barely stopping to breathe. Seemingly only concerned about what is going on in her life, she always has to make a comment about everything and dominates conversations.

2. The Desperate Chick

 This type of woman will seem fantastic at first, until she starts talking about your wedding location, how many kids she wants and the name of your future dog–right after the first date! When a woman advances WAY faster than normal, watch out. She NEEDS a man so bad that she’s willing to put anybody in that slot, even the homeless guy on the corner.

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3. The Overly-Critical Woman

Anything you do for this type of woman is simply not good enough. Nothing seems to work unless it is done according to her standards. Anything that is said by anyone will be quickly taken out of context to become some sort of insult or some reason to wage war against the world. This type of woman has plenty of emotional baggage and will make you an angry and bitter person as there will be nothing but misery with her.

4. The Bimbo
This type of woman can’t obtain a GED but has managed to secure a PhD in the science of the bedroom. This is an intellectually challenged woman who looks great but, in all honesty, shouldn’t open her mouth. Her skills are unquestionably only rooted in the physical realm and unless you’re just after one-night stands, you do not want to bring a stupid girl home to meet Mom and Dad. The majority of girls you see on the streets everyday fall into this category,

5. The High Maintenance Chick
If this type of woman breaks a nail, she expects you to drop everything you’re doing to drive her to the salon immediately. Her daddy always told her she was a princess and she expects to be treated like one at all times. She has expensive taste and expects you to shower her with only the best things and take her out to posh places on a regular basis. If you don’t have a lot of money and a penchant for luxury, don’t even bother.

6. The Clingy Girl
This woman is a nuisance who can’t go anywhere or do anything without the company of her man. She’ll adopt your interests, calls 20 times a day and fly off the handle anytime she’s not around to monitor your behavior. This type of woman will smother any chance of you missing her by insisting that you spend every waking moment with her, refusing to let you go out with the boys or spend any significant amount of time with anyone else.

7. The Baby’s Mama
This woman has a great physique, great personality and her toes are pretty too! There’s only one problem–she’s got a pretty large amount of children with assorted “baby-daddy’s”, and when women like this get desperate, any and every guy has the potential to be “daddy.” This woman got knocked up by somebody that she was supposedly in love with, and not only is she a bad judge of character, she’s GROSSLY irresponsible. The same guys that are “jerks” now are the same guys she once thought the world of and had unprotected sex with.

8. The Gold Digger
The Gold-Digger will compliment you on your expensive watch, ask you what kind of car you drive, what you do for a living, where you live and so on. Like the high maintenance woman, the Gold Digger is basically looking for a sugar daddy, she’ll size you up within the first five minutes and drop you just as quickly if your cash flow runs out and you can’t take her shopping anymore. These types of women will just suck your wallet dry and leave you emasculated. Fortunately,you can usually see this type coming from a mile away. She wants to write out the names of all her designer items and post it on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook.

9. The Club Girl
Club girls are nothing more than fantasy women who have been practically living in bars and clubs since they hit the legal drinking age. They have beautiful faces with full lips, big doe eyes, great legs, and all the curves you could ever ask for. The problem in dating these women is that they love to wear clothes that show off their great assets not just to you, but to every Tom, man-hood and Harry on the street. A woman like this may be carefree and wild; however, once you take a closer look, you’ll realize that her entire life is a party and most nights will end with her puking in your car. Or waking up hungover, in some guy’s bed in the morning.

10. The Feminist
This type of woman can never be pleased by a man and she believes that men are the cause of all the pains and suffering of society. It is her strong belief that women are much more intelligent than men and are capable of doing things “the right way”. You don’t want to waste any time with this type of woman because anything that you do will always be negative to her.

source:  http://hotnaijanews.com/2014/04/02/10-type-of-women-you-should-never-date-in-your-life/

The Ten Commandments

1. Do not take anything as equal to God.
2. Be good to your parents.
3. Kill not your children on plea of want.
4. Come not near shameful things in the open or in
secret.
5. Do not kill anybody unless by way of justice.
6. Come not near the orphan’s property except to
improve it.
7. Always give full measure.
8. Always give full weight.
9. Whenever you speak be just and truthful.
10. Fulfill your covenant with God.

2014:My message

New Year is the time to bid farewell to the previous year (2013) and welcome a fresh year (2014). It is the time to forget and leave behind all past memories that are no longer useful or worth pondering upon. It is the time for new beginnings and new starts in life. New Year brings along a message of new joys, new happiness, new commitments, and new promises for each one of us. It is the time to start afresh and do things that would make you and your well-wishers smile in delight. As such, preparations for the same take most of everyone’s time as they begin months before. Streets, stores, shop, and shopping complexes are decorated to the fullest with people buying gifts, cards, flowers, and other New Year accessories to wish their loved ones. To add to the joy and celebration of the occasion.

A New Year’s Prayer…
May God make your year a happy one!
Not by shielding you from all sorrows and pain,
But by strengthening you to bear it, as it comes;
Not by making your path easy,
But by making you sturdy to travel any path;
Not by taking hardships from you,
But by taking fear from your heart;
Not by granting you unbroken sunshine,
But by keeping your face bright, even in the shadows.

Another Year Is Dawning: My Prayer

Another year is dawning, dear Father, let it be
In working or in waiting, another year with Thee.
Another year of progress, another year of praise,
Another year of proving Thy presence all the days.

Another year of mercies, of faithfulness and grace,
Another year of gladness in the shining of Thy face;
Another year of leaning upon Thy loving breast;
Another year of trusting, of quiet, happy rest.

Another year of service, of witness for Thy love,
Another year of training for holier work above.
Another year is dawning, dear Father, let it be
On earth, or else in Heaven, another year for Thee.

Frances Ridley Havergal